Wow, that was LONG. Also, why couldn't they hire an audio guy for the intro chick? Did they want to simulate what a child would sound like if a pedophile threw him down a well?
Wait, if my neighbor touches me at any point, I'm allowed to throw a punch her way? Because she's like 70, and I'll do it, but I'm not sure this video is telling me the truth.
too bad they didn't include a verse about touchy-feely family members and clergy. but overall their instructions could lead to hilarity when children around the country start biting, kicking, and punching strangers on the street without provocation.