Dicknuts I've lived in Kansas my entire life, and I always bitch about having never actually seen a tornado IRL. I mean, it's fucking Kansas. But I'm starting to realize that, just maybe, it's a good thing. If not for avoiding the indiscriminate and unspeakable destruction, then for avoiding the inevitable federal disaster relief involvement which is itself always a complete fucking disaster.
Udderdude Trees aren't supposed to move like that .. OHSHI-