I dunno, you seem like more of a 2:31 guy.

well done.

condoms are a crime against humanity in the post-apocalyptic future.

Well, what would you think of a woman with a giant rocket for a strap on?

What would I think of a woman with a giant rocket for a strap on?
"Not on the first date, baby."

As for what's wrong with her? Um, might have something to do with that fact that it's a nuclear missile, maybe? Unless her clothes are part of the unilateral disarmament, no dice.

As for the video, -1 star for the cocktease at 2:58.

He's fine. It's that tree who's the cold fish.

Don't talk trash about Harold.

As mature & experienced as he is, he probably knows sexual acts that Urban Dictionary have never heard of.

Just don't let him give you a Shady Sands Shifter.