A few weeks ago I tried to find this and submit it, but couldn't track it down. These are my favorite ads in a long time. All dramatic swelling music and babies in peril.
|Dr. Lobotomy |
Kill 99.9% of germs! Leave all the room for that 0.1% of ultra resistant super lethal mega germs!
Lacks "OCD" tag. I once had the pleasure of chauffeuring three sufferers from this malady into New York from Princeton (of course). When we hit the tunnel, it suddenly got very quiet in the backseat. When I looked back, they were all busily applying layers of this stuff, as if that would somehow prevent the germs from getting on them in the first place. Why not just put your kid in a space suit, mom?
Every time I see this commercial I have to shout, "No, not the baby! Arrrghhh!"
Also, the germs don't appear until the black child touches the ball. What?
I like how the boy dilligently proceeds to infect his family. He's got a mission, this kid. "AAAH, NEWLY FORMED HUMAN CHILD. YOU TOO WILL JOIN US AND BE UPGRADED."
|Death of a Clown |
Ruining immune systems one child at a time.
Those germs are fucking huge!
+5 for infectious monoliths of mold.
|Caminante Nocturno |
They really shouldn't have bothered holding back on the music as much as they did.
It's be nice if after the kid sanitized himself a CG Jesus appeared and opened his arms to embrace him.
washing hands will stop the terrorists
This ad made me feel like vomiting.
|Corman's Inferno |
GERMS CLOSING IN
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