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Desc:they're coming for you and everyone you love
Category:Horror, Advertisements
Tags:lysol, germ apocalypse, hand sanitizer
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A few weeks ago I tried to find this and submit it, but couldn't track it down. These are my favorite ads in a long time. All dramatic swelling music and babies in peril.
Dr. Lobotomy
Kill 99.9% of germs! Leave all the room for that 0.1% of ultra resistant super lethal mega germs!
Jeff Fries
Just use it twice and you'll take out the rest

Then you'll be left with .0001% of germs. You can't win, it's like Zeno's arrow, people!

I'm not sure that's how it works Jeff.

Lacks "OCD" tag. I once had the pleasure of chauffeuring three sufferers from this malady into New York from Princeton (of course). When we hit the tunnel, it suddenly got very quiet in the backseat. When I looked back, they were all busily applying layers of this stuff, as if that would somehow prevent the germs from getting on them in the first place. Why not just put your kid in a space suit, mom?
You don't understand, the obsessive-compulsive are the only ones capable of truly free thought because their minds aren't controlled by the bacteria. Have you ever heard of directed panspermia?

Of course you haven't, because you don't use enough Lysol and that's how "they" want it.

What the hell do you know about Princeton?

Every time I see this commercial I have to shout, "No, not the baby! Arrrghhh!"
Also, the germs don't appear until the black child touches the ball. What?

Jeff Fries
Funk is contagious

I like how the boy dilligently proceeds to infect his family. He's got a mission, this kid. "AAAH, NEWLY FORMED HUMAN CHILD. YOU TOO WILL JOIN US AND BE UPGRADED."

the first and most effective fear instilled by advertising is the fear of imminent harm to babies, and the feelings of inadequacy it brings. check out John B. Watson. PSYCH 101 bitch!

Death of a Clown
Ruining immune systems one child at a time.
Those germs are fucking huge!
"Just look how many germs can spread to your family"

+5 for infectious monoliths of mold.
Caminante Nocturno
They really shouldn't have bothered holding back on the music as much as they did.

It's be nice if after the kid sanitized himself a CG Jesus appeared and opened his arms to embrace him.
washing hands will stop the terrorists
This ad made me feel like vomiting.
Corman's Inferno

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