YAY! I MADE IT TO 0:31!

When chickens get married, goddamn it, they marry roosters.

Old people hold back the future with flawless logic: if animals don't do something, it must be wrong.

Then they stripped off their clothes and stopped speaking forever. People were happy with the latter, not so thrilled with the former.

i hate the argument that gayness threatens the population. its overpopulation that's decimating farmland like this old guy's property.

"Hey, this is a pretty awesome email I just wrote. Get my guitar, I feel a song coming on..."

0:51 - 0:57. That expression. "Durned young'uns, when I was a kid on th' farm we got up at 4 in th' mornin' ta feed th' pigs an' dump water onna maggot-riddled dead things."

Also - their website: www.lewisandlewis.org.

Old dude looks like he really does just want to show off his barn to underpriviledged city queers.

Old bag makes me want to claw her smug eyes out.

He seems to be pretty certain that sex with male animals won't produce offspring.

Lucky him.

Closet gay if ever there was one.

Roosters don't have arms.

You don't see any BLACK chickens, either.

Didja hear that, gays? You can't have babies! Therefore, don't be gay. Ipso facto.

Welp, that should put this all to rest.

The look of disapproval and rolling eyes make this worth more than 5 stars.

I assume they've never actually been to a farm, and simply assume animals aren't gay because they've never heard of it. I wonder how long it took for someone to take them aside and say "Great anti-gay video but seriously farm animals do that all the time, we just don't write songs about it."

Dude, idiots like this have really ruined banjo music. I think I want to learn to play the banjo but it looks really, really hard.