And why exactly do people want to have children?

Isn't that normally a sign of severe neurological problems?

Also, OMFG stretchmarks! She looks like an albino watermelon!

Also also, highly appropriate video submitted by someone who reminds me of anencephaly.

It's all a part of the deeply disturbing miracle of life.

I keep waiting for this to be some sort of gag with the kid bursting out at the end.

holy shit.

-1 star for not bursting out and reaching maturation in a few hours, only to be killed by Sigourney Weaver.

think this is weird? wait until it happens while you're spooned up next to her at night.

"Ew, it's Michael Stipe's head!"

Vasectomy here I come.

That will haunt my dreams (and penis) forever.

Well of course he's not going to sit still if you keep poking him. Nice pre-parenting, mom.