"If either of you ever again ridicule an overweight person, I will personally sit on youuuu!"

The reason they can't get away with this today, whatever it is, is not reasonable enough for me.

The constant struggle to maintain one's obesity in the face of constant temptation to lose weight would make a good graphic novel.

Oh, fat people.

"My point? Ha ha ha."

lawl, I miss when making fun of fat people was acceptable in childrens' media.

Now it's not because a significant percent of children are fatasses. =/

Is there a fatter name than Louis?

Oh god, those tights!