Kain leans against a pillar, taking a quick break from a tough day of constantly betraying/rejoining everyone in sight.
Elsewhere, Edward grows more gay and weepy by the second.
Also: This game's soundtrack was amazing and has aged very well.
+5 for some of the fruitiest visuals ever. -4 for the franchise spawning the first FF film which I once was subjected to.
+4 for the realization that I never got a console and jumped on this harrowing oriental bandwagon.
That's a lot of math. I hope you used a calculator.
So I drew my katana and delivered a strike that, if the game engine were advanced enough to allow it, would have taken his head clean off.
this shit is stupid
+1 for visual effort.
+1 for being serious about having Rosa McBoobs walk around in panties the whole game.
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Kain, the original Squaresoft Schizofrenic Blondie.
-1 for no Tellah or Fusoya
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|Dr. Lobotomy |
It would have been better to have all those sequences play when they're relevant to the plot instead of just spoiling a lot of the plot right off the bat.(I know, 25+ years old game but still)
Most of the people who buy this will have played the game before, either the original of any one of its many remakes
There's barely any spoilers here anyway. OH GOD NOW I KNOW THAT YANG STANDS ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN THE GAME IS RUINED FOR ME.
I don't care at all about fruity JRPG spoilers, but vissarion's point is completely untrue... at best, some of them will have played the GBA remake (which is, incidentally, superior to the DS one)
Final Fantasy intro sequences are the Thomas Kinkades of videogames.
It's been how many years since that CG movie, and they STILL can't get hair to look right?
Still though, nice tits
Don't these games all have the same story?
You're thinking of first-person shooters.
I thought it was pretty cool seeing all the old characters done up for the CG. I hate what the FF series has become as much as the next guy, but hating on FFIV is madness. Easily one of the great, all time console RPGs, really a classic.
Final Fantasy IV was my first introduction to JRPGs, and I bought no fewer than three seperate copies of it on the SNES (replacements for when friends would "lose" it after being lent out). I poured obscene amounts of time into it, beating it far too many times.
That said, this is pretty faggy.
Also, I eagerly await Xenocide's response.
Tomas came all the way from poenews just to one star this horse puck.
I hear there's a hidden prequel subgame where Cecil first earns his Red Wings. :) LOLOLOLOL :)
A 17 year out of date game upgraded to a 10 year out of date game.
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