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Comment count is 38
Smellvin - 2008-07-30

Not his best.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-07-30


Unsung - 2008-07-30

This E3 sucked. There was nothing to work with.

AgentOrange - 2008-07-30

Getting stale.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-07-30

Hey, he insulted anime. Again.

Knuckles - 2008-07-30

Why must you love someone who abuses you, Caminante?

Billie_J_Buttfuck - 2008-07-30

It had cute moments.

RomancingTrain - 2008-07-30

I don't know what he's talking about FF13, I'm keeping my fingers crossed for that one not having any androgenes. So far the characters revealed have been 2 women and a muscular gentleman ominously referred to as "Mr. 33cm."

Xenocide - 2008-07-30

It's gotten to the point where I had to double check to make sure, but good God, you're right. All the people who look like women in this trailer are ACTUALLY WOMEN.

Xenocide - 2008-07-30

He correctly identified Prince of Persia as the best game series of the previous gen, so he gets points for that, though I'm not sure what he's bitching about with this new one when "jumping around on the ceiling looking like a twat" (ALL HAIL PRINCE SOUL PATCH!) is what you did in those games, too.

Still his weakest entry, but I can't in good conscience give less than a four to a video that includes the concept of a raptor gun.

Knuckles - 2008-07-30

Ooh, sorry, the REAL best series last gen was Metroid (specifically the Prime sub-series). Followed closely by GTA and Elder Scrolls.

Xenocide - 2008-07-31

Elder Scrolls? You're adoreable.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-07-30


Pie Boy - 2008-07-30

This was going to be three until the stick insect cossack chef.

Cena_mark - 2008-07-30

I think this English guy is pretty funny.

Stog - 2008-07-30


I'll chalk this one up to the content of E3.

CornOnTheCabre - 2008-07-30

I still think Fallout 3 is going to be tits ever since I saw the inclusion of the Everything-Launcher shoot teddy bears at a mutant with Bloody Mess turned on. But I wont be sold until I see some half-decent dialogue, which will probably never come.

but yes, Mirrors Edge looks pretty sweet indeed.

Pillager - 2008-07-30

I laughed.

Not Yahtzee's best, but still entertaining.

Second, Fallout 3 has Emil "Dark Brotherhood" Pagliarulo as a writer.

It'll be RPG of the year.

Bank on it.

heyitslozeau - 2008-07-30


VoilaIntruder - 2008-07-30

3 stars, that oughta show him.

zatojones - 2008-07-30

He's British

Billie_J_Buttfuck - 2008-07-30

Posting on a video feed site, that'll show him.

heyitslozeau - 2008-07-31


dichotic1 - 2008-07-31

Lozo, in less then a month you've become the prime-poetv-troll.

heyitslozeau - 2008-07-31

Do you even know what a troll is will?

dichotic1 - 2008-07-31

someone who makes a habit of checking to see if anyone has replied to his posts.

on poetv.

StanleyPain - 2008-07-30

Bitching about E3 mostly being about overhyped titles is sort of like bitching that a Shakespeare festival is only showing Shakespeare plays. E3 is rarely little more than a pissing contest between companies.

buttnutt - 2008-07-30

Lol at Rudolph Hess

Spit Spingola - 2008-07-30

Better than the last two. Still hate the theme music.

positively - 2008-07-30

C'mon, a the Steve Buscemi line was pretty great.

Squeamish - 2008-07-31

Hey, I liked it - it was funny, and you got to see some authentic Yahtzee bile regarding so many game titles.

Also, *clap clap* OI!

Billie_J_Buttfuck - 2008-07-31

That was enough for my four stars.

yourmother - 2008-07-31

You're right Yahtzee, if you say you don't like everything, it makes you cooler/smarter than anyone who does like anything...

RockBolt - 2008-07-31

No, if you don't swallow pre-rendered hype hook line and sinker you'll save yourself a lot of disappointment in this era of gaming

Also, groovy pants

Billie_J_Buttfuck - 2008-07-31

I don't understand, yourmother. This is also your M.O.. Are you mocking Yahtzee for engaging in your self-same practices, or agreeing with him?

I'd assume agreeing with him, but you gave it a low rating.

bac - 2008-08-01

I thought it it was one of the funniest he's done. bit of self deprication is nifty, also the picture of him foaming at the mouth with a meat cleaver chasing final fantasy is hilarious.

yourmother - 2008-08-03

No see it's not my M.O. For example, I used to think that Yahtzee was a funny guy who would make fun of games that a lot of people like but actually suck. However, I was disappointed by videos like this in which he says that if we get excited about games that aren't out yet we're not as smart as him. So maybe he's right and I should just try to keep myself from liking things like this so as to protect myself from disappointment.

citrusmirakel - 2008-08-02

Seriously, you're going to throw in a "the new Star Wars movies suck" line?

Come on now, that's a little embarassing.

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