I'm sure there's no problems financing this is we make him a Russian smurf with "vaguely jewish features".

"Wow, what shitty animation."

Well it's anime, what did you expect?

Dammit, I was all ready to make the anime joke. Well fuck. Did you notice that uh...

I got nothing. Fuck you, man.

Well, actually the "Satan" in Job isn't necessarily the same one that tangoed with Jesus and the big 12. The way he's described makes it seem like he's heaven's district attorney or something. I'm sure this distinction is what the Japs are trying to convey here.

Song of Solomon. Duh.

Revelations, imo. Too many people take that one 100% seriously, not understanding the concept of metaphor at all.

Lucky them, because if they did they'd know it was about kicking Nero's ass, and that boat has probably sailed.

Sure, it'd take a sizable budget and a dynamic imagination to do justice to the climactic fever dream that is Revelations, but I think Jack Chic's already got that area covered. No, what I want to see is a second-rate anime depiction of the sampling of Solomon's manfruit and the "[orifice] that wanteth not liquor," and I will allow the inclusion of as many tentacles as it takes to get the job done.

No, no no no no no no. Nope. That's what the devil wants you to beli- ok yes. But who are you to question him? He like, surpasses understanding, you know what I mean? Come talk to him when you can make a behemoth, or even a leviathan. Until then, God's side bets are your agony.

Sheesh.