They violated the law!

Honestly, I didn't even realize there was such a thing as a 'hopper' until it had been there for months.

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YOU CAN'T EVEN KILL CHILDREN BY THE LOOKS OF IT

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I was about to dock it a star because after you mentioned it, I thought, yeah, fuck it being a cliche. Then I just loaded a yakety sax video and synchronized it up. It worked.

I know, I'd thought it too, myself. But I'm not a video handy type, so sadly, I can only synch it up with a 'Benny Hill's Passion of the Christ' running in another tab at the appropriate moment.

Yes.

Orc Magic is predicated entirely on playing dickheaded pranks on people. That spell there starts out as "push shit out of people's arms while they're walking" until you upgrade it to "create a magical flight of stairs and then fucking throw them down it."

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