Xenocide Imagine if island negroes didn't all live in one shack and had cellphones from this decade. Imagine if they were sober. Oh, hilarious fantasy scenarios!
IrishWhiskey I'm not sure which is stupider. The suggestion that Carribean people just drink and laze about all day, or that for some reason they have 1980s phones hooked up to car batteries.
Maybe someday these backward savages will gain access to the magical box known as a "computer".
Cena_mark Not racist, perhaps offensive to Island people. I've been to the remote Bahamian island of Eluthera several times. And they are seriously easy going there. If you order something at a restaurant it'll take you two hours to get it. However they do have modern cellphones.
TeflonDoc I like the bit at the very end where the guy getting hit by the wave tries to keep the phone dry like it's something that has value.