She's still a brainless bimbo, but harshing on "that old guy" gives her a few extra points in my book.

This video almost made me think Paris Hilton was cool. Then she started talking, and I accidentally stabbed my monitor because I thought it was her face.

She's hot too. Herpes hot.

She's meth hot.

She's a whole alphabet of hepatitis hot.

I was just about to say the same thing. :\

It's sad when a person whose celebrity hinges on her bimboness (aided by an internet sex film) makes more sense than both of the real options in a presidential race.

This makes me wonder. Since presidenting is hard work and real Americans don't seem to want to do it, why not try to get some cheap, illegal Mexican presidenter? He'd probably work for only half the cost and do the job twice as well.

you have all born witness to a glimpse into a parallel universe reachable only via a traversable Schwarzschild wormhole

ITT: Things Republicans think to avoid the cognitive dissonance of a nation in ruins after 8 years of their unfettered rule.

it would be neat to see a president flash gang signs and vandalize la casa blanca.

Dudes, calm down, it's called a script. She's still an idiot, just an idiot that can recite lines. I believe the scientific term is "trainable."

Her nose is two-dimensional. eerie.

but hey, we've had a mindless puppet for 8 years already. why not go for 12

luvs it could be the new nukular.

Smellvin: It's funny because you haven't bothered to read anybody's energy policy, so you think genuinely that this a) makes sense and b) is comprehensive! You're so precious!

thanks for posting the rodney king tape, penn and teller videos, and the Waynehead theme song

You're welcome, and thank you for your interest. It's cool.

you're a great poster

I GET IT, I'M A "WONDERFUL PERSON"

Don't post things your mom says when she tucks you in.

"SWEET DREAMS SLUGGER" Wait, DON'T? Wait, DO or DON'T?

Mr snothouse gets all crankypants when someone reveals a teeny bit of truth about his hero, Grandpa Abe McCain (the really old guy.)

god fucking damn it that was mean to be a reply can't i surf the net without fucking it all up every 2 seconds

it's okay bro, it's okay; you made a good comment in a good place

Try banging your head against the wall for 3-4 hours a day, I find that works pretty well.

Or just drill a suitable size hole and bang the wall. It's not going to complain.

Hey, she isnt famous for no reason for no reason.

PARISHILTONTRUTH.COM THE GOVERNMENT LIED ABOUT HER PROMISCUITY -- THE SEX TAPE IS A FORGERY -- BUSH DID IT

yes, i was voting on Obama strictly because of Ludacris telling me his plans for painting of said house, but I believe pink would be a better choice

Jack White would have a totally rad Red and White house, lets vote for him.

Five stars for a Superfund Site mention.

How many Superfund Sites are in YOUR 10 mile radius, guys?