Why did they have to choose two warring farm people.
This is like what the internet looks like in movies.

1978:

"I heard you've been getting a lot of rain, too much for your crops to thrive!"
"You heard wrong, we haven't."
"Oh. OK!"

2008:

"I heard you've been getting a lot of rain, too much for your crops to thrive!"
"You heard wrong, we haven't."
"I haven't heard wrong, I saw this graph on the internet, look!"
"Well, that graph is wrong, because I've been here, and it hasn't rained that much."
"Bullshit! THE GRAPH!"
"Ok, here's another graph from the internet that says I'm right"
"Oh. OK!"

How far along we've come.

Yeah, but what the FUCK is she using for a mouse? Is this how old people feel? I don't want to learn all this shit.

;_;

faggot internet makes me sad

Isn't that South Park still from that episode where Stan's dad jacks off to internet porn?

HELLO, NAVI

Well at least the narrator was named after both Pat Garrett and Jesse James.

Games have been doing radial menus for years; get with it, productivity software people.

In the future, the internet will be home to pretentious Apple users who sublet their excess real estate to migrant workers and then debate their profits collaboratively through their web browsers.

This was one of the better CD-i games.

Have you seen Luke this morning?

He said he had some things to do before he started today, so he left early.

Did he take those two new droids with him?

I think so.

Well, he'd better have those units in the south range repaired be midday or there'll be hell to pay!

I don't ever want this to happen and will downgrade my machine as much as is required to ensure that I cannot take part in this sort of nonsense.