This place truly is the portal of evil.

Goddammit, the poor cat is clearly having issues with parasites and these people just think it's continually meowing because it wants some faggy food? These bastards wouldn't know what a cat is complaining about if the cat came up and bit them on the ass the unthinking selfish pricks, all they care about is that they're going to have to shell out a few bucks for the animal's dietary needs, completely ignoring the source of the poor guy's pain.

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Why do pet food commercials always try to make the pet food sound tasty? Mmm...crunchy seafood middles!

Five stars for the irony of having Lion-O do the voice over.