ooooooooooooo.... i bet she had a prolapsed rectum too!

Five stars for the "eyes of a killer" slow zoom in on a picture of a toilet.

It's real to me goddamnit!

It has to be real, it's a post from the official Associated Press youtube account.

The real story.

http://www.kansas.com/213/story/479706.html

I don't understand how you can seek help for someone after 2 years on the toilet. Seems like it would be 24 hours or never. How is TWO YEARS the breaking point for normalcy in this guys eyes?

-1 for unnecessary toilet zoom

+2 for unnecessary toilet zoom

"We had to break the toilet seat away from the stool"

Heh.

There was a Nip/Tuck episode where a woman stayed on her couch for an excessive amount of time and she became one with it. at least this woman had somewhere to do her business.

Aw man, it's file footage of a toilet, what if her toilet is a different model?
Also, split screen of the boyfriend and the toilet.