what did steve irwin ever do.
he walked around the planet wrestling animals that were minding their own fucking business.
there would be a crocodile tanning itself and all the sudden steve irwin was on top of him for our entertainment.
"what the fuck are you doing man! get the fuck off me! hey! there's four rocks and fish in my pocket, take it!"
the crocodile would say this, but steve irwin would squeeze its mouth shut, because he was an asshole, and he didn't want to hear it.
"this is it," the crocodile would think, "the last thing i'll experience is a blond raping me and skinning me alive."

but steve irwin wouldn't rape or kill it, at least not on camera (we don't know the whole story of this fucked up guy), and the crocodile would never be the same. he'd never be able to comfortably tan himself on the banks of the old murray river again without first getting years of therapy.

but now suddenly steve irwin is some kind of hero when really he just beat the shit out of animals for the amusement of children for the majority of his life.
i didn't even know who he was until that superhero manta beast stung him.

Yeah, what an asshole Irwin was.

Like that time he rescued that abused and neglected crocodile from that sleazy tourist trap "zoo." He risked his life getting that two-ton animal out of a barren concrete pit, took it back to his own zoo, placed it in a natural habitat, treated the wounds, malnutrition and diseases it had gotten in captivity and gave it a mate, the only other crocodile the poor thing had ever seen in its life. What a dick.

Or all those crocs he went out and risked life & limb to catch so they could be relocated away from people. I mean, he should have just let the asshole rednecks shoot them. Such an asshole.

And the way he was always going on about protecting the environment and trying to instill people with a sense of wonder about the natural world, the bastard.

THIS MAN WAS HAPPY AND ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT HIS LOVE OF NATURE, LIFE, HIS FAMILY AND THE WORLD.

FUCK HIM.

you guys have been manipulated into believing that steve irwin wasn't fucking children.