Not bad fuh two kids.
thinks it's not kosher.
|Honest Abe |
all hail internet
Well, uh, she dances better than most teenage girls.
Still, though, her arms. . . something about them seem off.
|Colonel Cowlung |
She dances like she's in the Thriller video.
Whatever, any young man with a lick of sense knows that this is exactly the kind of woman you need. She'd make her "bitchin'" osso bucco for dinner and then we'd listen to The Specials on vinyl while we fucked like animals.
So not a baby boomer.
i was thinking the same thing, but wiki says boomers were born between '46 and the early 60s. she could have been born in 63.
PS - these have to be for her eharmony dot com profile. they just have to.
She is 54, so she's a boomer.
I can't tell how ugly she is with that stupid look that's always on her face.
She has that big hair.
|Calamity Jon |
Extra star for the difficult-to-execute Double Air Microphone at 0:55
reminds me of my mom doing jazzersize 20 years ago.
Actually, now that I think of it, it reminds me of the Keytar solo lady.
|Mike Tyson?! |
I hate the fucking Clash so much. I am not sure how to rate this.
ID ROCK HER CASBAH!
|Poor Excuse |
When did girls start thinking that leaving your mouth open for extended periods of time is sexy? It's in ads all the time. I always imagine an inhuman screeching noise being emitted.
As the tag says, she has 386 videos. Every one has the same format.
That is a dance for every day of the year. Every day of the year, and then some.
And like a lot of older women she's probably way more awesome in bed than some cute 19-year-old idiot who goes "EWWWW" to everything.
And she has good taste in music instead of all the horrible crap the 19-year-old probably listens to, to boot.
All of that having been said, that is a very silly dance you're doing, lady.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
If she was in a horror movie, she would be the one who flirts with everyone, has lots of fun while other people are being mutilated, and winds up surviving as all of the better looking girls get decapitated. Then she'd have no problems getting over the zombie plague/monster attacks/whathaveyou as she wound up driving into the sunset, laughing and dancing to the Clash...
Shades of Gummo.
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