Don't care who it is or why, but this makes my years as a web admin for a sex shop worth it. Somehow.

WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Dupe, I think. IIRC the old submission was "College Kid 'Gladiator' movie." but I'm getting ye old "video ID grab failed" error.

This is one of those things where you reply, "I don't want to talk about it," when they ask you what happened in the ER.

WE MUST DEVELOP THIS INTO A BATTLEFIELD DICK TECHNOLOGY

dick head

I love this so much.

Man, I knew the SCA was a bunch of child molesting degenerates, but this is a new low.

lol, what happend to poetv?!

Two thumbs up...

I got knocked out by a dildo once. Damn near broke my jaw.

Fantastic! I have had daydreams about doing that to former customers at the Wang Empire.

So disappointed this wasn't a GTA IV weapon.

The internet is arguable the greatest human device in mankind's history; this video is truly one of the Internets brightest offerings.

Slow-mo replay is working its way back into my good books.

You are now hearing the Star Trek music from the fight between Spock and Kirk.

BEST LARP EVER

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SWORD?!

FROM YOU CLOSET MOMMY!

Well that was obviously a somewhat augmented dildo, a sort of dildo-flail. A morningwoodstar. Did you guys see that? Did you? That was pretty good. This video is really bringing everybody together, and I love that.

This is exactly what it said it was, nothing less.

A dupe, but great. Why are they doing this at the local playground?

In the face! In the face!

FINISH HIM!

the whip guy had his sex toy combat strategy ALL WRONG. when youre going against someone with a heavy club weapon and all you have is a whip, you should be equipped for evasion, not for defense.

also, pulling your penis out is a healthy distraction.

That was a good minute of fun.

Right in the kisser.

You callin' CJ a bitch?

Zing.

Looks like the dildo found his face.

More than a cock slap. Cock punch?

Large Warrior Cocking Theory