I dig the scarf my Jewish wizard friend.

Also, PoETV has commissioned top assassins to kill you for what you've done.

spikebravo (8 minutes ago)
If this is the best you can do then I obviously have no reason to concern myself with you.

Also, I never said I was a student of Schopenhauer or an occult expert.

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Critical failure. :(

OH DAMN!

I have to admit he took you down to Chinatown.

nope... we have lift off.

Crumpulence? I spoke too soon. There's something happening here, and what it is ain't exactly clear.

It got 30 views in about five minutes. I'm sort of scared now.

I just noticed how much I was squishing my cheek and I couldn't stop. Sorry.

Plus, you missed a golden opportunity to have a "Charmed" poster hanging in the background. Or possibly Xena.

The cheek squishy is what really did it for me.

I'd also like to note that this video makes me somewhat sad because, whenever I saw "baleen," I liked to imagine that a happy blue whale was typing to me while squirting water out of its blowhole. You've shattered that dream forever.

I think the didactic cheek-squish makes it, personally.

Gooddamnit you nailed it Smellvin. I thought it was a whale with one of those brain-computer interfaces. No mere mortal could be this clever, thought I. Alas, the reality is soul crushing and I again question my fleeting sexuality.

Yes, I did.

but it's not showing up. don't know why. oh well.

yeah i sort of felt torn myself before i opted to introduce spikebravo to poetv, fully anticipating the ensuing blitzkrieg. but c'mon he's 30. people who are 30 years old & up don't have feelings.

also baleen you are WAY hotter than i imagined you.

Yes, I am.

As to the cruelty of this: This is extremely lighthearted mockery. I am not telling this man to hurt himself or die, nor do I wish any harm upon him.

Agreed. I'm not sure how he held it in as long as he did.

my pubes are curly and you have no idea how tall I am, so keep it going.