OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!

SIR I AM OUTRAGED THAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY SUGGEST NERDS PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS IN THEIR PARENTS' BASEMENT

I MYSELF AM A NERD WHO PLAYED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS IN HIS PARENTS' BASEMENT AND THIS INSINUATION IS SIMPLY FLABBERGASTING

Needs to have "God Bless America" playing in the background.

...not doing a lot to dispel the stereotypes here.

But hey, at least he made a black friend!

Senator, did you know every single detail about my life? Did you know D&D allowed me to talk to a woman? Did you know I got a job because my Paladin has a +3 shield? Did you know I have interacted with black people? Did you know I failed my saving throw for charisma, and was thus unable to make out with the Leslie-Golem? Did you?

DID YOU?

ANSWER ME DAMMIT.

you sir have lost the NERD VOTE

I wish I could pull an Amy Wong and just start grumbling and cursing in Cantonese while storming away at this kind of thing.

grow mrs goldfarb grow!

What the fuck? Goldfarb?

"The nerd demographic is highly upset, sir"

"What? Who cares?"

"Sir, they are a large contigent."

(laughs evilly to himself)

"Sir?"

(McCains eyes glow red)

awesome, finally some comic relief. Seriously though, I didn't know!

Hey, did you know?

Did you know?

Did You Know?

dID YoU KNoW?

DID YOU FUCKING KNOW!!?!??!

DO NOT PISS OFF THE HACKERS.

They COULD just come up with their OWN candidate.

Remember, DnD'ers, best character stat score out of three rolls!

Patton Oswalt's funniest bit yet.

DID YOU KNOW

I just got back from the biggest gaming convention in the world and watched the owner of that convention make fun of this same type of person.

Also: Dave Arneson did the exact same thing. He co-wrote that shit.

BIG FUCKIN MISTAKE.

Man, even the D&D players are ragging on McCain.

He actually MET A WOMAN!!

I wonder if soliders cosplay as normal people at their conventions.

It's funny to see how much deeper McSame has dug his own political grave...

Yeah blame the economy on your own personal failures.

hate to say it but the staffer is probably right, most of these DnD nerds are for Obama and...the guy even fucking admitted he lived in his mom's basement so this guy can go have a mountain dew about it.

I know this guy. Funny. He's like this with every minute thing in his life. Ah Boyko. Truly a nerd with a point. This was filmed in a store called "Dragon's Lair".

Fuck you guys, this guy is awesome.

I heard that game is boring.

Critical Fail. The goldfarb takes 1d12 credibility damage.

somehow... i knew all of those things the moment i saw him

I did not know that D&D was a giant industry. I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.

My roommates finally suckered me into playing DnD with them, so every monday about four other guys come over and bring food and drinks and nerd it up.

And you know what? I HAD FUN. Fuck it.

I am croaker, a level four cleric, hear me roar!

"professional blogger for a technology company"

Chet NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Nerd living in his mother's basement playing D&D > anyone arguing that a group of people doesn't "support the troops".