Oh no, heartbreak! Those darn women. And he whipped out the Sonichu scrapbook and indulged in a 'double-take flirt' no less!

I love the percentages of heartbreak.

Chuck Paladuck, director of Fight Club, rated R.

"product placement" tag.

also, wtf?

Watching this made me feel like a bad person.

Incredible

What the fuck is a double-take flirt?

Also, playing sprung is the best way to get pickup tips?

This is the best.

5 Stars. Chris I know you're a winner. You'll find true love someday, I'm pulling for you!

It's heartbreaking and mortifying to realize that he honestly views that Pokemon necklace as a means of attracting women.

"I am looking for a girl, not a lumpy bag of toothpaste. But I guess you'll do."

Kind of sad that he can't even succeed in his "Love Quest" In his creepy fantasy comics.

I was very moved.

Oh crap this is based on true events:

"Earlier this week, a girl, who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ECSTATIC, and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100nbsp; We had a nice "Mini-Date," I maintained Eye-Contact, I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. J But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of Gal-Pals, that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15n tact."

He took notes people!