What are we going with as the first? The 'blood bank' line? I can dig it.

It's debatable if that's the second best line. I think there's an argument to be made for "now you're a good cop!"

That's for the video, vote less than 5 and die.

That ponytail was never okay, was it?

'Hand me a cue' was good, but his closing line is the most realistic death scene line I've ever heard in an action movie.

DUDE THEY KILLED HIS WIFE

Steven Segal isn't really an action hero. 'Action Sadist' is a far more appropriate term.

Surely this line cannot beat out "What does it take to change a man?"

Or does that qualify as a whole scene, really?

I can empathize. I don't think I'd be able to come up with anything wittier when stabbing the man who killed my wife.

I mean let's be honest here, people.

I thought this was the one where he's in a bar or something casually kicking the asses of the pool players while talking shit to the bossman. The one where he wraps a cueball in a handkerchief and cudgels the shit of out them. I hope I'm not thinking of Rush Hour.

This was when Seagal still bothered to get up and walk around for his fight scenes.