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Knuckles - 2008-08-26

From now on, you will all read every single one of Billy_Buttsex's posts in the voice of Billy Mays.

Adham Nu'man - 2008-08-26

You read my mind.

baleen - 2008-08-26

I think it's pretty much proof of a godless universe that somehow this person has become associated with trust and benevolence.

Camonk - 2008-08-26

Yeah but baleen have you seen that putty stuff. He makes a coffee cup handle with it. I mean... if you don't trust that, then really you're too cynical for your own good.

kelpfoot - 2008-08-26

> I think it's pretty much proof of a godless universe that
> somehow this person has become associated with trust
> and benevolence.

There can still be a God. He's just evil, apparently.

baleen - 2008-08-26

I guess the shamwow is pretty good. I don't know. My faith is constantly being tested.


kelpfoot - 2008-08-26

For the whole two minutes he just cycles through the same three or four hand gestures.

Knuckles - 2008-08-26

You don't NEED a cabinet full of hand gestures.

citrusmirakel - 2008-08-26

God, it's really distracting. The gestures don't sync with what he's talking about, or even the beats in his monologue. It's like his torso is running an independent program.

Oh, also the bar graph was helpful. The graph for "pay less for health insurance" goes down, while the graph for "get better coverage" goes up. Those certainly are some interesting statistics!

buttnutt - 2008-08-26

It's like he's cycling through weapons in an FPS.

SpookyElectric - 2008-08-26

shit, I don't think his hands gestures have been that prominent in earlier ads. gay men and mafiosi covet

Syd Midnight - 2008-08-27

Well, you can't physically demonstrate affordable health insurance. You have to artistically interpret it with some kind of semaphore.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-08-26

"Shut up and bring me my cheeseburger, lady! And if I find spit in it, I'm going to make your lack of insurance a real problem!"

Hooker - 2008-08-26

I was so sure this was going to be a mash-up and that he isn't actually selling health insurance. Looking back, I realize now that was a desperate need for it to be a mash-up.

fermun - 2008-08-26

Like you, I have lost a piece of myself this day. Do people really buy health insurance from the infomercial guy?

Rudy - 2008-08-26


I myself will only buy insurance if it is represented by a cartoon secret agent just as I will only sign up for a "make money from home" scam if it is represented by a CGI fox.

ChocFullOfFunk - 2008-08-26

Is that a paint-on beard?

glendower - 2008-08-26

It's the beard that makes him trustworthy.

RandomFerret - 2008-08-26

It makes him look like an Iranian lumberjack.

Ghoul - 2008-08-26


Timothy A. Bear - 2008-08-26

A commercial which defines the generation.

Randroid - 2008-08-26

Why not paint the rest of Billy's face, do a green screen and let a floating beard do the talking.

kennydra - 2008-08-26

These are my stars. Take them.

Millard - 2008-08-26


raeshaldis - 2008-08-26

That HAS to be a robot. It just has to be...

Enjoy - 2008-08-26

I'd watch c-span all day if Billy ever became a congressman.

TinManic - 2008-08-26

Not available in Canada

Syd Midnight - 2008-08-27

This represents America pretty well. The poor but employed CAN have health insurance, and this is this guy they buy it from.

chumbucket - 2008-08-26

the call center employees must have fun answering your calls with Billy yelling in the background

waxeater - 2008-08-26


Beyonce Knowles - 2008-08-26

I want to rub myself against his beard in wicked ways

Postureduck - 2008-08-26

Take that, Commies!

KJS - 2008-08-26

My hopes of billy mays becoming a staple of poetv are slowly coming to life.

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