takewithfood - 2008-08-26
Soooooo.. I'm supposed to stab myself with two forks and shove them into electrical sockets?
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fermun - 2008-08-26
So you connect one side to God, what are you connecting the other side to to complete the circuit?
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fermun - 2008-08-26 For that matter, shouldn't we be trying this at home? Is God going to turn us into burnt husks if we connect to him for too long, or try to connect to him without proper supervision?
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TeflonDoc - 2008-08-26
All pickles prove is that there is a man who puts things in a can in a factory downtown.
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Knuckles - 2008-08-26
Christianity will cook me alive from the inside?
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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-08-26
Every piece of food I've seen used to prove God's existence looks like a penis.
Maybe God isn't as mature as you'd like to think he is.
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Knuckles - 2008-08-26 Mom, grandpa keeps ruining our pickles.
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kelpfoot - 2008-08-26
I call dupe.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=39829
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ProfessorChaos - 2008-08-26 Dammit. I looked for this clip before submitting, too - i was sure there was no way in hell it wasn't already here.
I guess i was right.
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dancingshadow - 2008-08-26 yep... dupe
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=42170
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charmlessman - 2008-08-26 Yeah, that's my original. I WIN THE INTERNET!!!
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Hooker - 2008-08-26
Mom, Grandpa keeps ruining our pickles.
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ihounokyaku - 2008-08-26
I was thinking about converting, but after seeing what happened to that pickle, I'm thinking better of it.
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fluffy - 2008-08-26
I prefer this pickle surprise (which proves there is no God): http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=6972
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Camonk - 2008-08-26
Well it's more of an allegory than some kind of proof... but it's still pretty weak. I'm pretty sure White Jesus would've said hey man don't waste food, you dick.
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Hooker - 2008-08-26
Also, the ambiguity in the title of this clip is great. It refers to a better time, before pickles became athiests.
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Poor Excuse - 2008-08-26
Hot, red, glowing phallic symbols, that have been stabbed and slung, is and always will be Satan's domain. This "god" is nothing more than a plagiarist.
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SpookyElectric - 2008-08-26
it fits in your butt!
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