Why oh why can't you dual wield those beautiful, beautiful weapons? I want to punch a railroad nail through a dude's chest.

Duel Wielding?

That's now on my mod list...

Along with Psionics & cryptic alliances.

Good thing he's cautious, I'd hate to have something go wrong.

You know I completely failed to notice that. It could be the sound of the hydraulics working, fashioned of course intentionally into a fanciful 'toot toot' sound.

Is that because it's too awesome?

Frankly, and speaking as a Fallout fan, I don't care what the hell this is, aside from 'something I want to play the shit out of'.

It reminds me of Oblivion, Half-Life 2, Deus Ex, and a whole bunch of other games that aren't Fallout.

Also, Camonk enjoys the hot, throbbing taste of Diet Cock.

It isn't 1997 anymore.

Computer games have evolved a great deal. It would appear that Bethesda has dealt with Fallout 1&2's many faults.

Get on the bus or watch it drive off without you...

Oh so that's a huge yes. It is too awesome. Because it doesn't slavishly copy some let's face it pretty shitty games from a hundred years ago, it must not be "fallout." Well, fine with me. Fallout is dead. Long live Fallout.

Unfortunately I swore an oath on my life never to play a game that wasn't 'really' Fallout, no matter what its title or quality. Such a shame, because it means I haven't been able to play any games at all since 1998, and have missed out on a decade of masterpieces like this game here. I assume that kelpfoot is in a similar situation.

Stay strong, my brother! Do not forsake your oath!