I realize these are played out by now, but I am still giggling.

Sai roman candles.

I'm pretty sure I'm not exaggerating when I say that every single Hong Kong movie uses the EXACT same "slicing" sound effects whenever anyone gets cut.

Automatic five.

Wow. Towards the end there they weren't even bothering to vanish in a puff of smoke or anything; they just outright teleported.

0:41

Guest appearance by the CSI Miami guy.

all 5's are meaningless after giving this one

thank you Thomas Tang...I like to call him Tomtang for kicks

Over the top martial arts, check.
Bad dubbing, check.
Crazy magic ninja shit that doesn't make any sense, check.
Boobs, check and check.

Well that's everything I need in a movie.