"As a matter of fact, cows are a lot like people . . .they're sinners!"

"Just throw them their winter clothes... then floor it!"

"The Summer of My German Humiliation"

Where despair is the bumper crop

Repressed emotions help the evening pass without incident.

"Lets go eat something grey" is something i that still gets me.

BUT I DON'T LIKE FOOD!

One of my favorites. "Uncle Jim's out of control! We frag him tonight!"

"and aunt Hellen is certainly a good cook.... given her limitations"