Painful. I want to smack his stupid gopher face. 5 stars for my anger towards this.

Hey guys, we're trying to be cool again and now that the bandwagon has driven away and isn't even on the same planet, we're, like, totally cool with the internets and stuff man.
ROCKIN'

Hate him.... hate him so much. This is shit. He should never talk.

Oh Lars... you died to me in the Black album. Maybe it was because James quit drinking, or maybe you caught a virus from Lucas that makes you suck. I'm sorry. Just stop calling Lars...

How big is his head? I mean literally.

Yes! I want to punch his face all over "YouTube Land"

This is delivered with the strained awkwardness of an estranged father attempting to reconnect with their misfit child.

I really liked Metallica when I was in jr high. I heard some of their new album and though, "was James Hetfield always this bad of a singer?". Their new stuff sounds like my band in high school. Not a compliment.

should have been described as "+clap+ Hey. Lars."

no matter how much balding he achieves, he will always look like an autistic baby on growth hormones.

I was always nonchanlant about lars until that bit in the Some kind of monster film where we watch him selling his art collection for zillions whilst quaffing champange.
...oh and and his uber weird willo the wisp type father.



Massive cunt.

MOM LARS IS TALKING TO THE COMPUTER MONITOR AGAIN

Why is he doing this on the staircase of his parents' house?

I want to violate his neck with a brick.
He's just so PUNCHABLE!!!

You know, I like Metallica and all, but Lars really should learn that nobody gives a shit about what he has to say.

Next YouTube video: Someone drives a power drill through his skull, and an off-camera woman screams not about lars but how much blood is on the walls and it's soaking into the carpet