He'll go blind!

Also, is that the kid's dad manning the Tarzan?

Well, what do YOU yell when you jerk it?

He can beat this drum.

it looks like he's masturbating

Rad.

You know guys that really is pretty rad.

You can tell it's rad because it drops the 'g' at the end of the present progressive form of its verbs. This implies a friendly familiarity between Rad Repeatin' Tarzan and the consumer, which suggests sincerity. The target market can therefore trust Rad Repeatin' Tarzan's packaging when it calls Rad Repeatin' Tarzan 'rad.'

Tarzan;s onanistic tendencies are finally exposed in the raddest manner possible