|Syd Midnight |
Aww man, with a title like "Mongolian Death Worm" I was expecting some hella heavy throat singing metal band.
Anyways, if an investigative special starts with rhetorical questions "Could a deadly worm be lurking in Mongolia?", "Could aliens have visited this couple?", "Are these events a message from beyond?" the answer is always "No."
So I'm pretty sure the cliffhanger is "it's not a death worm".
Oh boy, Ghost Hunters is next! A solid hour of nothing! All nothing all the time!
|Lauritz Melchior |
See, the cliffhanger ending ruins it. Either "Oh it was a rat next to a car battery" or slice a little Burt Gummer just to deal with the suspense.
Yeah I don't believe it but SUSPENSE man.. that's a massage with extras but no happy ending.
The Pitch: Each episode features five to ten minutes on some obscure cryptozoology subject which the crew will "search" for, and the rest of the program will be devoted to the central personality making jokes at the locals' expense, eating things that aren't appetizing such as spiders (it works for Bear Grylls after all), and sightseeing.
You could condense every episode down to ten minutes tops but there'd still be no results.
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