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RomancingTrain - 2008-09-17

Less than half of the video is ZP and then about a fourth of that is him saying no.

vissarion - 2008-09-17

As soon as Yahtzee's contract with The Escapist is up, he needs to get out of there and not look back.

Those people are whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooores

thebaronsdoctor - 2008-09-17

I agree, Yahtzee needs to strike it up with a less whore-iffic* company. The review is still a fiver though.

*-Ba dum chi

Syd Midnight - 2008-09-17

I promise I will watch this as a Yahtzee fan and ignore the fucking ads. Also, can he drop the theme song man, Jesus already. It's YOUR theme song. Don't need to have it start every fuckin show when "In the Year 2525" or "Dazed and Confused" or something would be the perfect starting song joke. Shit.

Whitewater5 - 2008-09-17

i don't see why you guys bitch so much about the ads, i just shut it off as soon as it hits credits

B. Weed - 2008-09-17

Principle. Plus it taks longer to load, since whatever obnoxious player Escapist uses doesn't actually seem to stream very well.

fluffy - 2008-09-17

Oddly enough, all this has done is made me look forward to when I can buy this game without the obnoxious DRM restrictions, since the space stage sounds like fun.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-09-17


charmlessman - 2008-09-17

I think he was pretty off for some of it. I played through as an herbivore and it was AMAZINGLY easy.

However, he is right about the space stage SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING.

A lot.

Stog - 2008-09-17

Wow. Six minutes of ads tacked onto a four minute review.

I'm almost hoping that Warhammer Online sucks so Yahtzee can trash it like a whore.

That was a great review, by the way. It's kind of disappointing to see Spore turn out to be a glorified creature creator.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2008-09-17

"I'm almost hoping that Warhammer Online sucks so Yahtzee can trash it like a whore." Yes. And then mock The Escapist for pushing it on people.

The long answer had me giggling.

Syd Midnight - 2008-09-17

He doesn't have a good MMORPG record.. his EVE rant was OK for a noob, but was actually really bad as a game review. (Others reviewed it with more bile better in PoeTV commentary so look there.)

coprolalia - 2008-09-17

I tried the creature creator just to check out the performance, which was fine, but damn did it ever feel way too much like the Sims.

Binro the Heretic - 2008-09-17


Upgrading to Firefox3 screwed up all my videos at first. I upgraded to Flashplayer10 (using the uninstall program first to remove the old version) and YouTube started working, but everything that uses FlowPlayer i.e. all the videos at The Escapist STILL WON'T PLAY! Flowplayer won't work in Internet Explorer, either.

I've uninstalled, reinstalled, deleted, reinstalled, uninstalled and reinstalled again. Still, no luck. I don't want to go through the trouble of installing a totally different browser only to find it doesn't fix the problem.

Google yields no help, just a bunch of help for web designers using Flowplayer on their sites.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2008-09-17

Try searching in Youtube. A lot of ZP videos get ripped, and uploaded over there.

It's a bandaid solution, but it'd let you watch.

HankFinch - 2008-09-18

I find your computer problems intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter

zatojones - 2008-09-17


Syd Midnight - 2008-09-17

Not my favorite Yahtzee review ever, but now I won't buy the game, which saves me 0. And he really hates it too, so he's back on course. A bit light on penis jokes but a damn good review.

zatojones - 2008-09-18

does the game really cost 0?

Albuquerque Halsey - 2008-09-17

I'm a little shit

FatFatuousNation - 2008-09-17

Yep, me too

fatatty - 2008-09-18

Then I think Yahtzee wants you to buy 3dmax and Photoshop and kick it up a notch.

Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-09-17

It's all right. I watched the whole thing sans ads so that's worth three stars.

DMKA - 2008-09-17

One star for the ads.

fermun - 2008-09-17

Yahtzee shits out some gold about one in every ten or fifteen reviews, and I feel people seem to rate his normally very average fast-talking accented shit as if it were his rare exceptional fast-talking accented gold. This was very average.

Pie Boy - 2008-09-18


Well, I guess I CAN wait for this to come out for the mac now.

Cheese - 2008-09-18

It launched for the mac, it's a hybrid disk. You can go get it now. Personally, i like it. It's not reinventing anything, but it's good goofy fun with some limited replay varieties (vegetarian asskickers).

SolRo - 2008-09-18

Want to live in herbivore in cell stage? 3 spike sets; head, middle and rear....there, you're practicaly invincible.

Herbivore is painfuly easy in the tribal stage, just go to every tribe with a gift and they instantly stop being hostile.

Space stage just has horrid levels of micromanagement as soon as you control more than 5 planets.

The game is just shit.

I'm going with the NYT review, it's a great toy to futz with, designing things, but if you actually want to play it....well, solitare is more fun and has more replay value.

Xenocide - 2008-09-18

You mean I can't design Batman creatures?


fatatty - 2008-09-18

Oh you can make Batman. Or at least some horrific approximation of Batman.


heyitslozeau - 2008-09-24

spore was a big steaming pile of disappointment.

Xiphias - 2008-10-15


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