It's all food man, it don't matter what it is it'll make you a sandwich man, man, if it's food, it'll make you a turd.

the pickles are redundant, tartar sauce contains chopped pickles and i would eat this sandwich if it did not contain a raw egg.

also needs an "om nom nom" tag.

i laughed harder with every successive vomiting.

I worked at a Dairy Queen once, and on my friend's last day there we made a sandwich with every ingredient in the store. Relish, soft serve, salsa, M&Ms, gravy, whipped cream, hot sauce, 5 kinds of chocolate topping, chicken fingers, blueberry syrup, bacon bits and so on, served on a raft of hotdog buns (to make it all fit). Then we ate it. It was a proud day for both of us.

the guy's only limitation was counter space

Hey, I do the smiley/frowny face thing with my mustard too!