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He is getting legitimately aroused by the thought of going to war with another country.
what a shitty little surprise Jack has planned there
First strike! Surprise attacks! Lemon Party!
First strike! Surprise attacks! Magic: the Gathering!
You can see him struggling to decide what you might strike with.
Silly Puns... No no no...
Weapons! That's it!
I bet you could concoct something with the chemical residues of that luxurious preacher hair.
We'll strike you...with...our...weapons. SNEAK ATTACK! +5 DAMAGE!
Uh I think you'll see that sneak attack is +1d6, and requires combat advantage. Which now we've lost, thanks to van Impe here, unless we can get England into a flanking position.
I'm not a dork!
I trust that yourmother carries around a set of d20 dice in his fanny pack. As we all should. He rolled his 1d6 and got a 5.
May that kind of luck follow you the rest of your life, friend.
even though you fail the initiative roll you still can stack your "weapons" attack unless your hp go blotto before use
The first frame of the vid: Mitchell's on a corner!
We'll strike you... with... our... (what's the word I'm looking for here???)... weapons.
KILLED HIM IN HIS SLEEP THAT NIGHT
And so castles...
made of sand...