Somebody please put a ball gag in Paul Schaeffer's mouth. He's a one man echo chamber.

Now that you mention it, he does sort of have a big head.

I'm not sure if Dave is doing this to highlight the fact that McCain's SUSPENDING MY CAMPAIGN TO SOLVE THE ECONOMIC CRISIS stunt as a ridiculous attempt to inject his campaign into the solving of the crisis, or his own vanity, but I approve. I have never know Letterman to be anything but self deprecating except when he was totally shafted by NBC for the tool Leno.

Also Shchaefer is awesome, because he is a weird, small, bald, strange man and an amazing musician. If you can't appreciate it then I guess you can go watch an episode of Dirty Sexy Money.

All this stars would go to Paul even if dave wasn't there