|Mike Tyson?! |
Yeah. That's a great gift.
"Don't forget to pick this up from your local Carville dealer."
Aren't there laws about such persons?
Now I'm imagining a James Carville dealer and AIEE.
FINALLY Carvel commercials on youtube.
In all fairness, Carvel did make some great fucking cakes.
That looks damn good.
5 stars for fatty hunger.
|Mad Struggle |
"Aww son, I work 250 days a year, killing myself a little more ever day, to feed, clothe and keep a roof over you and your ungrateful vampire of a mother's head and you get me... Fudgie the whale. Thanks son. Yeah, that's a great gift."
|The Townleybomb |
+1 for giving the kid helium and then asking him to come up with impromptu lyrics to that song from Peanuts.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Out of instinct, many fathers wear this cake as a tie the following day. The subways and buses are a sight to behold that day.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
FUDGIE THE WHALE I'M GONNA EAT YOUUU
SPLIT YE LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YE SEE THE FUDGE WHALE...FUDGE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
|Timothy A. Bear |
I need a kid just so I can get that cake.
I still prefer the Cookie Puss commercial with DON'T FORGET HUG ME THE BEEEEAAAARRRR all in the same horrible helium-voice.
|Frank Rizzo |
Fat dads may take offense.
Sadly, the Vanilla Dolphins were fished to extinction.
The only Carvel cakes I see in the store are normal cakes. I feel cheated.
DONT FORGET COOKIE PUSS AND FOR ST PATRICKS DAY COOKIE O PUSS.
THERES YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS LIKE TURKEY THE TURKEY AND WHALEY THE WHALE....
what the fuck, tom carvel. what the fuck.
"So what did Timmy give you for Father's day, Ted?"
"He gave me a fudgie."
"He gave you a what?"
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