SAME SEX MARRIAGE REALLY CONFUSES OUR FAT RETARDED CHILDREN

THE ONLY REASON MEN SHOULD BE HUGGING IS IF THEY'RE TRYING TO CRUSH EACH OTHER WITH THEIR HUGE ARMY-GIVEN MUSCLY BODIES

OR IF IT'S WRESTLING (THE MOST AMERICAN SPORT OF ALL)

I'M FOR DIVERSITY JUST AS LONG AS IT'S TWO WOMEN AND NOT TWO MEN BECAUSE GOD WILL BE TOTALLY DISGUSTED WITH THE LATTER BUT THE FORMER = GOOD TIMES!

FUCKIN QWEEEHS!!!!

TONY PERKINS! PRESIDENT OF THE FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL!

He should star in a remake of Psycho where instead of an abusive mother who hates sex and women, Norman Bates would have an abusive gay-stepfather who hates women and sex. Or hates women and loves sex. Or hates women and loves sex with his adopted son.

That's right- under this law you too can be ARRESTED for merely refusing to leave your child's school for many many hours after a conference, after the school has closed, and administrative officials and detectives have asked you numerous times to vacate the premesis

They gave him a BOOK. They also told him that NIGGERS are PEOPLE! They told him that women should be able to VOTE. We want notification so we can tell our children to hate faggots. And jews.

I love his constant use of the world tolerance. Ha ha. Like a black fly in your etc etc. I'd also love to know the school's side about this guy going to jail. I'm sure they really sent him to jail for asking for notification.

It's almost surreal. Homophobes talking about their rights being infringed upon in an "intolerant and aggressive" manner.

Fuck these people.
Repeatedly.
With a rented dick.
Needs a "Your Tax Dollars At Work" tag.

You don't want us to be like those goddamn Europeans, who don't discriminte against gays, DO YOU???

I hope these people all get syphilis from handling all their money (yes you can get syphilis that way). OH ALSO they are lying that it is mandatory...everyone was given a choice to take their kids out of class for pro gay day, they just don't want other people's children to learn that gays are people either.

Oh OH OH OH and also fuck you for affirming you "Judeo Christian beliefs" you lying cunt. Plenty of Jews and Christians don't have any problem with it...there are enough lesbian and gay ministers and rabbis to prove it. These people are all such liars...handcuffs? JAIL??? STOP FUCKING LYING YOU FUCKS.

You guys only support same sex marriage so you can marry gays. Don't call me a homophobe, because I'm not afraid of gay people. If a gay person were to attempt to rape me I would beat him up.

5:49 makes this a five star funtime

Right in the middle of my fifth joke about how the mother was starting to cry, the father starts crying too.

Nice music, too. What Lifetime movie is that from?

I can't fucking watch 7 minutes of this. FUCK these people. FUCK THEM HARD IN A REALLY GAY WAY.

When gay marriage becomes legal, EVERYTHING CHANGES.

Your children will have to learn about diversity. FROM BOOKS. And then you'll have to DISCUSS THINGS WITH THEM.


And there's more. You'll no longer be able to practice some of your most cherished rights:

Beating fags with tire irons? NO LONGER LEGAL.

Lynching them and leaving their corpses to hang from a tree? GENERALLY FROWNED UPON.

Setting fire to gay bars and shooting everyone who runs out? YOU WILL RECEIVE A STERN WARNING LETTER FROM THE COUNTY COMMISSIONER.



All children will be affected..BY GAY PENSIES THANKS TO QUEER PEDO-RAPE BEING MADE MANDATORY.

Also the sun will explode.

The Christians would care a lot less if civil unions were an option, like it is most places in the world except here. Maybe you could try getting angry at the Warren Court instead.

-1 one star cos the the father didn't get raped in jail,but the comments get +1 star for reaffirming my opinion on cena fans in general.

The guy starts to cry because he was in a holding cell for a few hours? What an unbelievable pussy.

"You may be asking yourself, how will same sex marriage affect MY family?"

It's like a bad Daily Show bit. Five stars.

At 4:30, Douche-Dad actually complains that the school isn't being tolerant of his beliefs. He actually complains about a lack of tolerance towards his lack of tolerance.

Just needed to point that out.

It's dumb-ass vitriol like this that makes us the laughingstock of the rest of the world! If you hate what the public schools are doing to your kids so goddamn much, TAKE THEM OUT AND HOME-SCHOOL THEM, and let the rest of us can get back to living in the 21st Century!

Our schools have always had information about accepting others. It's just sad that they now want to make us let our kids know how diverse Americans really are.

Also - Girl lives with Dad and Dad's partner. Oh My God, you introduced my child to gay sex!

Also again - how crippled is your parenting, that you cannot discuss your views with your child once that child has been introduced to an opposing view? Not to mention how crippled is your view, that you know it won't hold up to what they've already been told?