He who dies with the most toys, wins.

And I thought my Friday nights were boring.

You know, his little affirmation really made me feel better, albeit perhaps not in the way he intended.

he has a video where he as recreated a level from the Lego Indiana Jones game...

Elephants are scary, and they are not any less scary when made from skeletal K'nex parts by a crazy meth-man on a Friday night.

THIS is what your creepy coworker does on a Friday night.

You know damn well your Fridays will end up like this someday. Maybe not this week. Maybe not next week. But some Friday, in five or six decades, you too will be just as happy that you had the foresight to purchase a bottle of bourbon and a gigantic-ass Lego kit with a manual. And if you can automatically call up a rendition of Baby Elephant Walk and share your Friday with other people, so much the better.

It's either this or dying young, horribly, but still hip. Bless your crazy old heart, old dude, for giving me something to aspire to in my dotage.

I watch you all the time.