That kid in the preview image is the kid who played Neil in Freaks and Geeks. I love how at ten he was already a middle aged man.
|Daniel Striped Tiger |
bubbles never burst. the only direction is up.
|Helena Handbasket |
Those kids are way too happy about TY's attempts to control the Beanie market and infalt the value of their product by limiting production and putting a cap on imports.
Obviously TY is a socialist company and must be destroyed to protect American free market values.
Daniel Striped Tiger
shut up.shut up!SHUT UP!I have Britannia! I have Maple! I have Punchers-WITH TAGS! I made my bones,sugar!Now you want to hop on the Beanie train without paying your dues! FAT CHANCE! If just anybody could buy a Beanie whenever they felt like it ....WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT?!?
Hey listen you pinko scum. How do you think those Beanies GOT their value to being with? HUH? I'll tell you how, THE INVISIBLE FUCKING HAND DETERMINED IT SO. It's not that just ANYBODY can buy a Beanie whenever they want, it's that anybody can buy a Beanie provided they have the funds and the market has determined that there is enough demand to produce...Or that they beat to death another collector/small child with their bear hands and pried it out of their lifeless clutches.
Daniel Striped Tiger
No! Its not about money! My ancestors came over on Legs the Frog!
Ty built an empire on the backs of sexually frustrated middle aged housewives who sublimated their desire for intimacy by obsessing over tacky beanbags, or, in my case, shut-ins who are desperate for a sense of pride and status that can only come by obtaining a mint condition Shamrock the Bear! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? I HAVE NO DISCERNIBLE TALENTS OR SKILLS! TAKE MY BEANIE EXCLUSIVITY AWAY AND I HAVE NOTHING! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
Also,you said bear hands. I have visions of people slapping each other silly while wearing bear paw slippers. Someone should make a video of that.
Don't YOU see??? If TY truly cared about nurturing your social insecurities the company would not be remaking retired or speical edition Beanies so that everyone might have a special piece of history with their updated Socks the cat or yearly Punxtawney Phil groundhogs! Instead of letting the market naturally influence production and value they tell the people which Beanies are more precious than others. Is that what your ancesters would have wanted?
Also; Someone probably has made a video of that and it was entirely my intention.
|Aubrey McFate |
1:20 - 1:32 ???
This clip fills me with sadness. And glee.
The guy in the Tommy Bahama shirt vs. the Why Do You Collect because i need have all toys guy in a street fight.
|Caminante Nocturno |
If I could talk to any of the women in this clip, I would ask them if their stuffed animals were proper substitutes for actual children.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
After their homes were repossessed those beanies sure came in handy, being trded for gas and rum.
"People were actually stopped at the airport and had their Britianna and Maples taken away"
Who said that airport security was weak and faulty? It did it's part in help keeping the beanie baby market stable for so long!
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