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baleen

- 2008-10-28

In 7th grade I was forced to do folk dancing by my shitfuck school. The intro song was the song we had to dance to. It's called the pata pata. The pata pata can suck my dick.

kennydra

- 2008-10-29

God, I'm sorry. That song was terrible. Once I skipped past it this video was okay. That shit was really unnecessary though.

Smellvin - 2009-01-26

I had to do square dancing in my middle school gym class. I had to square dance with the girl with downs syndrome. I had a passing thought wondering if I could catch it through contact.

KnowFuture - 2009-12-27

One time when I was about 15 years old I managed to get talked into squaredancing at my church and I was the youngest person there by at least 50 years. I wouldn't mind squaredancing with old ladies now because it might get me some "nice guy" points with ladies closer to my age but at age 15 it sucks ass.

dueserpenti

- 2008-10-28

This video was pretty boring, but I enjoy them generally, so we split the difference.

jangbones

- 2008-10-28

The opening song is two and a half minutes long.

What's the soul of wit again?

RockBolt

- 2008-10-28

Could've done without the first half or so, but still much appreciated

StanleyPain

- 2008-10-29

Eh....Hovind is too easy a pick, really. It should have been limited to just YouTubers, as they are infinitely funnier and usually more full of crazy.
(my personal vote was the "YOUZE DAMN ATHEISTS DUNNO NUTHIN' BOUT WHY IZ PLANETS ROUND" guy)

dead_cat

- 2008-10-29

1. It's generally harder to determine if youtubers are lying or are really that stupid.

2. The majority of them are simply quoting Hovind anyway.

Xenocide

- 2008-10-29

PATRIOT BIBLE UNIVERSITY!

I couldn't believe the place was real at first. It just seemed TOO perfect, the kind of spot-on thing that you only see in parody.

But it is real. It is real as hell. Oh, God, yes.

Cleaner82

- 2008-10-29

Yay! The big day is finally here! And a worthy winner.

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