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And they were right.
I was just thinking the other day about how ubiquitous these things used to be. EXTREEEEEEME!
THE SURGE IS WORKING
my mom always called it splurge.
I actually liked surge. I miss it now that I've noticed it's gone :(
I've tried vault and it's JUST NOT THE SAME
Its flavor was just like lime green Otter Pops.
I remember a MST3K summer movie preview special where Tom Servo kept yelling SUUUUUURRRRRRGE!!
No, we only kissed.
"a fully loaded citrus soda with carbos"
carbohydrates are so fucking extreme
It just occurred to me that this might have been the drink my friend had before he ended up doing a bunch of cartwheels.
What, like, in prison?
Damn you Channel One! Damn you to HELLLL!!!
It's got carbos!
dangerously similar to abbos
And it was some of the nastiest soda I've had too. Weren't there more of these commercials?
This is a pretty accurate representation of my adolescence.
The only guy I knew who drank Surge when it was around was not a totally awesome extreme trashcan roller. He was an extremely fat pretentious nerd who wrote just awful poetry. But he would slam through like 70 ounces of Surge a day. No lie.
there was a guy at my high school who was always carrying a 2-liter bottle of this stuff around... I don't know how many he went through in a week