im hungry now

I'm hoping I'm not completely missing your joke here, but..

She still doesn't.

...and she never will.

I'm not sure I had a point. Maybe that she can't miss what she probably never wanted in the first place.

Mine are also for the end.

That is fucking gangsta.

Both your syntax and star count come a little short.

Do you have to repeat the "to do" in a sentence like that? Or just the "to"?

I'd appreciate your help in improving my (officially) third language.

"This is pretty much what Internet nerds do, because it's the only thing they know how to do."

Leave out the "how" at the end and it reads better.

"This is pretty much what Internet nerds do, because it's the only thing they know."

"This" is what they "know" and what they "do". You might also consider dropping "what", replacing it with "all" and adding a "can" before "do" .

"This is pretty much all Internet nerds can do, because it's the only thing they know."

It still reads a bit funny, but you'll get less shit from English Nazis... except on POE, since we're attention whores who strive with all our baleful cunning to cut anyone down we see as a threat to our source of precious, precious adulation.

Five stars for MostlyPi for finally pointing it out.

I guess the "only thing they know how to do" would be the best choice here, then. Internet nerds tend to know a whole range of things from Star Wars to Star Trek, it's the doing part that's lacking.

Thanks, guys!

I hate you.

SO much hotter as an old broad.

The clothes are being sold off to charity.

But hey, she'll always have memories of that shopping fiasco-er...trip.

According to the Palin camp, a number of the clothes "have gone missing," the promise was to donate her clothes, not those she got for her husband and family, and Sarah Palin never said she'd return the clothes, the McCain camp made that announcement without telling her.

The trick is to assume everything she says is a lie and never think you are setting your expectations too low.

Those clothes were donated to the Palin family Charity.

Clothes for People.

Clothes For Retarded Babies With Even More Retarded Names

I saw it live on tv last night, and there were tears. Glorious, glorious tears.

Shitty video encoding has a way of ruining things like this though.

I'm on it.

Me too but I wouldn't call it back the next day.

*ahem*

Larry Flynt's "Nailin' Palin"

Or like an unwanted fetus.

Obama is now the acting president and it's still awesome.

Need some help with that, buddy?