So much evil.
Also, the woman in the audience wearing yellow at 6:36 and on who seems to get mad at what I assume is her boyfriend for high-fiving the not-the-father. I'm guessing she was cheering for the mom.
Aww. And she was a thousand and ten percent sure. :(
|Godard's Drinking Problem |
That backstage folding table's got a lot of tears on it.
|Frank Rizzo |
Why do black people have such retarded names?
"HE LUK INUH WINOW AHN LEHF! HE LUK INUH WINOW AHN LEHF! HE LUK INUH WINOW AHN LEHF!"
Best one I've heard of:
Black mom was getting mad because the teachers couldn't pronounce her daughters name at school.
The name was written La-a. "La-a"
Take your guesses.
The correct pronounciation: Ladasha.
When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said:
"The dash don't be silent."
Why do you find black peoples names "retarded" Frank?
LOL hilarious stories guys!!!!! i love the hilarious way you transliterated her accent!!!! I just forwarded your awesome posts to everyone in my address book, LMFAO!!!!!!!
|Mad Struggle |
Ma'am, the tests are in and we are 10,000% sure that YOU ARE ...a cum dumpster.
"How are you sure he's not the father? Look at he white!"
At this point, Maury is gonna have to switch from giving her DNA tests to STD tests...
I bet she's preggers for that episode.
I'm guessing that her last name is Whore, and her middle initial is A.
|Caminante Nocturno |
"Forever's Journey" sounds like a romance anime. I'm picturing a schoolgirl yuri romance. Lot's of girls in school uniforms, hair waving in the autumn breeze, staring into each other's eyes with a mixture of longing and hesitation.
That kind of thing.
I wrote this comment before I watched the clip.
"QHIT LIE-YIN, QHIT LIE-YIN!"
That level of confidence after being wrong so many times in a row can only be displayed by Maury's guests or members of the Bush administration.
boom shakalakah..i love this...i wish we had more!!!
A story of our time.
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