Oh god... no...
No no no.
No, I'm sorry. It isn't about being understanding. It's about if you shit in the tub, we're no longer seeing each other.
despite the smear on braid girl, I'd still be willing to be the John Smith on her Pocahontas anytime
"Make no mistake; your boyfriend broke up with you because of the shart. He was obviously a nice guy, having let enough time pass between the shart and the breakup so that it didn't irreparably damage your self-image, but... it was the shart. And now, he will forever shower alone. Sometimes you can hear him sobbing softly over rush of scalding water that will never wash away the memory of that life-altering shart."
Fuck that. You've been brainwashed by Dove soap commercials if you think I'm going to keep worshipping the ground you walk on after you drop a log in the shower. Women have been made to believe that everything they do is cute and loveable and we should adore them unconditionally, but alas. Ladies, if you want to keep a man, don't shit in the shower.
Girls don't poop.
|wtf japan |
I love how tattoo girl imagines that a woman still retains the upper hand in a relationship after she has taken a shit during sex, such that she can dump a man who is "not ok" with it.
I would be worried that these nasty-ass skanks had turned me gay, but then I remember that poop and gay sex go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong. I've got nowhere to go now. I'm a sexual refugee!
I think I would get over this pretty quickly. Is something wrong with me?
After that incident, pools and baths were off limits.
Can I unsee that please?
"Post-breakup, I realized the he is the keeper of that information"
You just blabbed it on the Internet. Now I'm the keeper of that information.
You can have it back though.
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
Women are pigs.
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