There's actually an built-in feature for this model of dog, you just twist the head until it stops.
It's actually trying to shut itself off a couple of times.
I sort of expected its head to blossom like a flower and sprout a tentacle, which would then throttle the cameraman.
That tentacle would go on to save spring break.
I can't decide if this creature is more likely to end up in the next John Carpenter movie or the next David Lynch movie.
|Killer Prunes |
After all my duping this week....
Swing Dog doesn't need a saxaphone.
That thing is disgusting. Where I come from we stick that crap on a stick and fry it for fun times.
call that a dog ?? it probably doesn't even have the brains to know it shat let alone barked for 5 minutes straight
This is not a dog. What you see is the product of generations upon generations of inbreeding to create an animal that is more "pureblood" than French royalty and nothing more than a status symbol.
These are not dogs. These are animals that need to be purged for the good of mankind.
Imagine encountering this creature under the influence of LSD. Nitemare fuel.
My dog is small, but would still identify that as prey and rip it to shreds.
Dupe but I won't vote it down. It's too fucking awesome.
The whole one star with the single word "dupe" is actually becoming more annoying than dupes themselves.
That dog is amazing.
At :16, when the head spins completely around its neck, I was not surprised.
Very recent DUPE.
This is the kind of thing I instinctively hit with a baseball bat.
Needs a "what hell sounds like" tag.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I thought my friend shot this as he's big on filmmaking but I guess he uploaded it. Also I didn't see it here when I looked up dogs. Sorry but at least it's an awesome dupe. And by awesome I mean frighteningly creeptastic.
You know, I like to consider myself an animal lover, but I could never in a million years love this. And I never want to get into the mindset of the person who could love this.
Still, five stars for the sheer horror and repulsion this instilled in me.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
I'm sorry, but that dog is fucking adorable. I would seriously be winding it up all day just to hear that sound. Oh god, that sound. Yes, I would like five of these dogs.
"The blind idiot god Azathoth, Lord of All Things, encircled by his flopping horde of mindless and amorphous dancers, and lulled by the thin monotonous piping of a demonic flute held in nameless paws."
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