Randy Orton, Cena and Khali are the reasons i don't watch wrestling anymore. I mean at least hulk had his mic moments even if he was shit in the ring, but these guys are just awful all over.
Khali is actually pretty bearable now that they made him a goofy face and they make him kiss the ugliest audience member they can find, as opposed to GENERIC LARGE FOREIGNER #52.
ps: 5 for the fact that Joel McHale watches professional wrestling
Rnady Orton is the top heel on WWE and is the most entertaining performer in the ring anywhere. His promos are gold and he wresltes like a Terminator. I saw him take on Undertaker in Oakland, it was amazing.
Cena is Hulk Hogan 2.0
If you are ashamed of your own interest in wrestling, it's just because they do their job that good and you probably have issues with your own heterosexuality. Does boxing or MMA make you feel funny too?
Unrelated but related: I hate The Soup for a myriad of reasons:
1. It's 30 minutes of "on crack" jokes.
2. It's 30 minutes of information about the personal lives of celebrities.
3. It's 30 minutes of this guy.
Yeah, I'm quite partial to the man myself. Really, he's just heckling the most salient manifestations of our cultural decadence, and isn't that what we're all doing?