Holy Hell! Whose idea was this?

Peter Griffin's "Ridin' on the Bus" music

Absolutely twisted.

This is so getting 5 stars, right? Right!

Wow, Nelly's a total butterface.

The people who made this died and were reincarnated as the creators of Wonder Showzen

Hah! I remember being forced to see this in school... "They held a 'Group Think'"

If the plan was to scare kids into safe bike-riding, it only half worked.

And they didn't do this on MST3K because...?

Slim knew that his big sack would be hard to handle.

Hey, Floog has a cool hat and OH GOD HIS EYES

Wow.

nel is serving two concecutive life sentences. phil became mos def. bikes are the devil

One Got Fat is amazing. There's a higher quality clip on archive.org

You know, this might be Takashi Miike's worst film ever.

If anyone, ANYONE wants to stage this in public, you can e-mail me. The Surf.

dead theyre all dead

Of course that last kid died too...he wound up in the same place as that hot chick in the Twilight Zone pig people bandage episode.

If Silent Hill 5 doesn't have any dead-eyed shaven monkey-children on bikes I'll be wanting my money back.

Holy shit.

+5 for actually making me start back in my seat in terror.

WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?!