Do you enjoy waking up before the sun and sweating until your clothes reek of acetone and salt?

What about hiring hundreds of people for ##CONTENT##.10/hour to work your crops and then putting them back on the bus after sundown?

Maybe you just like the solid thump livestock makes hitting the ground after its skull has been breached.

If any of that is up your corn row, c'mon over to FarmersOnly dot com. We'll hook you up with like minded individuals.

(Offer void where prohibited by law, faggots allowed only behind the barn where no one but the cow fuckers have to see.)

Quick, take user name "Wild_Oats" before anyone else does.

I went to the site. It's alarmingly filled with Canadians.

I haven't gone to the site, but I'll wager that the farmers are inexplicably outnumbered by people with no connection to farming 2 to 1.

You know a site is amazing when your wife, who generally finds POE and sites related to be the height of stupidity, says you should make a fake account to troll.

I heard the audio verson of this yesterday on NPR. Glad to see a video version turned up here today.

Needs a sixth star for the completely out-of-nowhere "City folks just don't get it!" thing at the end.

Google Ads just brought up a UK version, muddymatches.co.uk. Since our farming industry now consists of a dozen suicidal elderly men, I'm assuming this is a farming-fetish site.

Cow1: Do you think Dave will ever find his true love?
Cow2: Not hanging out with us all day. We're just for sex.

Considering there is speculation that American Gothic represents a man and his daughter, I can only assume FarmersOnly.com is a bastion of incest.