|Dib - 2008-12-17 |
I like Ben when he hates the game series that I hate. Even though he seems to be under this unfortunate brainwashing that the Sonic series was ever good, and/or the Sonic Team have ever produced anything worth playing.
Sonic was good once upon a time. It has just been buried under so much shit that it's getting harder and harder to remember.
The Genesis-era Sonic games were great. After that, you may as well consider the series over.
SEGA still hasn't learned from SA2 that fetch quests and awkward, disconnected overworlds are a bad idea. And in fact the 'werehog combat' seems descended from the Tails/Robotnik combat.
So basically the new Sonic games are just like the ones 10 years ago, only without the good parts.
|mr666 - 2008-12-17 |
So, he liked it then?
|dichotic1 - 2008-12-17 |
WOW. I got scared there for a moment -- he was really getting worked up over this.
|Pillager - 2008-12-17 |
That was the most venomous Yahtzee review I've seen since The Darkness.
|Cleaner82 - 2008-12-17 |
Ow, ow, OW! Oh my god, that one hurt so good.
|zatojones - 2008-12-17 |
All that anger and he didn't even mention the creepy fandom surrounding Sonic
No, not too easy because that is the only reason Sonic still exists. Sonic is to furrydom what stage theatre is to homosexuality. The two are inextricably joined for the rest of time, and even getting a little interested over a Sonic game is a sure indication that you want to fuck a cartoon DD breasted dog with a hermaphrodite cock.
|undead_milkman - 2008-12-17 |
Yes. Right between the eyes. That whole franchise does things to people. Bad things.
|chumbucket - 2008-12-17 |
thanks, sonic sucks ass and this review just reinforces that fact
|thebaronsdoctor - 2008-12-17 |
This, due mainly to Yahtzee's incredibly frothing hatred, is probably the funniest review in a long long time.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-12-17 |
Yahtzee spat enough venom in this review to kill three full-grown bears.
|Merzbau - 2008-12-17 |
WATASHI WASHI BASHI BOSHI
|CornOnTheCabre - 2008-12-17 |
starting at 4:08, i could tangibly FEEL his rage without having played a Sonic game since the 90s
a flaming monkey
Angry nerds who like video games are indeed very dangerous.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-12-17 |
Like a ROM hack made by HITLER
|theSnake - 2008-12-18 |
This was one of his better ones.
|MerryMisanthrope - 2008-12-18 |
5 for comparing Sonic to INXS. Utter brilliance.
|IrishWhiskey - 2008-12-18 |
PLEASE do not suggest using Sonic's stuffed corpse as an adventurous sex aid. You are only encouraging them/causing more fanfiction.
I think this was one of his best ones yet.
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