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Desc:he wouldn't mind an implanted ID if it meant less waiting
Category:News & Politics, Classic TV Clips
Tags:60 Minutes, 666, cbs, Andy Rooney, Mark of the Beast
Submitted:Anonymous
Date:01/03/09
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TheDevilsDictionary
Just bastards in general?

Watching so many of these at once is kind of disturbing.

He would probably just let any random person put something in his arm if they had a fancy name tag.
Crucifried
I support investing heavily in this technology, Andy. Buy a skin ID, and an implanted chip in your iris. I'll do the same.

Then I'm going to blow up a building.

Then all that money you spent on fancy ID's just went down the toilet.
Caminante Nocturno
I like this plan, it's very hurtful.

joffe b
I am willing to let "the bastards" win if it means that Andy Rooney stays inside and away from civilized society.
Cena_mark
I'm getting tired of this fossil.
asian hick
Fuck you. Oldsploitation Week is awesome.

Camonk
His opinions are stupider than yours and you're tired of him stealing your thunder, huh baleen?

RockBolt
Stadiums might be in on it with concession stand people?! GASP
boba.
this is the kind of awesome rooney clip i'm talking about.
craptacular
yeah, sure, asshole, implanted IDs will make everything magically faster and easier!
Frank Rizzo
Are you not familiar with the Revelations of Saint John, the final book of the bible, prophesizing the apocalypse? He forced everyone to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead so that no one shall be able to sell unless he has out that mark which is the name of the beast and the number of his name and the number is six, six, six.
What can such a specific prophecy mean? What is the mark?
Well the mark is the bar-code. The ubiquitous bar-code that you’ll find on every (something) and every (packet of jonnies) and every (poxy-pork-pie). And every bar-code is divided into two sections by three markers and those markers are always represented by the number six. Six, six, six!
And what does it say? No one shall be able to buy or sell without that mark.
And what they’re planning to do, in order to eradicate all credit card fraud and in order to precipitate a totally cashless society…what they’re planning to do and they’ve already tested it on the American troops, they’re going to subcutaneously laser-tattoo that mark onto your right hand or onto your forehead. They’re going to replace plastic with flesh!

Fact!

In the same book of Revelations, when the seven seals are broken open on the day of judgment and the seven angels blow their trumpets, when the third angel blows her trumpet, wormwood will fall from the sky and wormwood will poison a third part of the waters and a third part of all the land and many, many, many, many people will die.
And you know what the Russian translation of wormwood is? Chernobyl!

Fact!

On August the eighteenth, nineteen ninety-nine, the planets of our solar system are going to line up into the shape of a cross.
They’re going to line up in the big signs of Taurus, Leo, Aquarius, and Scorpio which just happen to correspond to the four beasts of the apocalypse as mentioned in the book of Daniel.

Oktay
You left out "Don't you ever get the feeling that you're being fallahd?"

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